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May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're going to have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced Throwing her over furniture It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding, He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr Dre said Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha).

He's pretty much all damage.

Key Name Description Damage Cooldown
LMB PSYCHOPATH'S AXE SWING YOUR EDGY AXE FOR CRAZY BULLSHIT DAMAGE 150 1.50 SEC
RMB THROWING STANCE CHANGE YOUR STANCE SO YOU THROW AXES INSTEAD OF MELEE ATTACK, SHORT RANGE AND BULLSHIT DAMAGE 150 1.50 SEC
E QUIET HIT YOURSELF WITH YOUR AXE, AT 50% OF YOUR HP YOU HEAL EVERYTHING INCLUDING ENEMIES 222 TO SELF 2.22 SEC
R DEATH TO THE CANADIANS SUMMON A GIANT FUCKING EDGY AXE THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING RIPPED FROM AN ULTORIS CHARACTER BEFORE SMASHING IT INTO THE GROUND FOR BULLSHIT DAMAGE 550 5.50 SEC
F nothing personel kidd... teleport behind the enemy and stab them, instantly killing them, then kill yourself at the cost of all of your lives. 69 Centillion ONE USE
Q I'M SPECIAL TOO TURN INTO A SHITTY AVAXUS RIPOFF TEMPORARILY, INCREASES HEALTH PERMENANTLY (15/15/15) 50 HEALTH BUFF 50 SEC
T RAAAAAAA FULL EDGE MODE, SCREAM LIKE THE HUNTER FROM L4D2 WITH NO COOLDOWN, EARRAPE POWERS (15/15/15) EARRAPE 0 SEC
G IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT SAY "MAGIC MISSLE" A BUNCH BEFORE MAKING IT RAIN A FUCK TON OF MAGIC MISSLES ON THE ENEMY FOR HIGH DAMAGE (60 MISSLES) (50/50/50) 5000 TOTAL 5000 SEC (ONE USE)
H I can finally stop screaming slap autism prime before exploding violently, killing yourself instantly (50/50/50) 0 one use
PASSIVE HELP ME RANDOMLY ACTIVATE E AGAINSTY YOUR WILL EXCEPT IT ONLY HEALS ENEMY 0 PASSIVE

Mistakes i've made.

  • I think i went overboard.
  • Dear god what even is this thing...
  • God help.
  • Also, This entirely is based on something from a game on steam. Someone better get it or i'll fucking stab them.
  • A.S.S was disbanded, but he never got the y'know, message.

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