qu learns how to script chars lol
He speaks like a moron but is seemingly capable of talking like not a horrible meme lol
he also likes to say "cease existing" for some stupid reason
maybe because he's an idiot
emotions are a fucking myth anyways
And lives in a dumpster for some fucking reason.
"THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A DIFFICULTY TWEAK" -
|Passive||Sadism||Every 100 points of damage that is dealt add to a meter that is in the bottom-right corner of the screen. After hitting 25% of your HP or lower, You'll begin to regen 5x the points currently stacked in the meter. Max is 10 points, So max is 50 hp regen. Health is regened by 2 points every 3 seconds. This can only occur once every minute.||None||Minute?|
|LMB||woosh||Throw an orb that explodes after a short distance that you teleport to and heal 25 HP for. any enemy hit by the explosion or the orb itself will take damage and endure poison for 10 seconds that deals 15 damage each second it lasts. This cannot stack, And explodes on contact with walls automatically to prevent glitching out of the map or into places you aren't suppose to get to.||750 (base 600)||7 Seconds|
|E||Define||Creates a 30-sided "orb" that homes in on the enemy, Doing random amount of damage per each second its on them. Aswell as once it touches one enemy, it'll stick to them for the duration of 5 seconds. Touching another enemy will make it split, cutting its damage in half but doing it to multiple enemies instead. Heals you for 45 HP if it splits. There is no poison damage, As that is what this moves damage is only. When it splits, its time gets doubled (but the cooldown gets boosted aswell).||100
Time 5 seconds
|R||Pain_Value = math.huge||Raise 4 or higher (depends on upgrades) pillars to appear before endlessly expanding until a set size (slightly smaller then chapel's black hole type move), they slowly grow but in turn slowly lose damage until they implode and deal insane damage to everyone caught within the pillars and inflicts poison damage. Poison lasts 5 seconds and does 50 damage per each second. This is the only move that's poison damage will not be upgraded by well, upgrades. damage can be upgraded.||175 per tick to 55 per tick, Explosion does 1565 damage (poison does||40 Seconds|
|F||This is the REAL future Kim Jong-un wants.||Proceed to have a timer appear above your head that starts at 5 minutes and slowly SLOWLY ticks down. When the timer ends, a siren indicating inbound nuclear missles play before he explodes to create a massive AoE that consumes tons of the map and deals insane damage along with "radiation poisoning" which is different from regular poison. Radiation poisoning does not end until the person it is dealing with is killed off, but only does 20 damage per tick. This creates a dangerous area that can be described as "Fallout" which is basically a area of damage that deals 10 damage per second if the enemy is inside of it, but it also deals damage to allies (though smaller, 3 damage per every 3 seconds an ally is in). This destroys you instantly however, leaving you at 3 hp. The fallout area only lasts about 15 seconds and cannot be upgraded.||4500 (Normal explosion, doesn't hit allies), Depends (both ally and enemy damage in fallout)||Kills you, so Once per Life.|
|G||lol ok||Creates a pool of energy around you that acts like avaxus' life steal aura, but temporary, and much stronger. Healing is 10 per each second an enemy is within the pool of energy. at the end, the pool of energy will cause multiple energy beams to skyrocket out of nowhere from it, doing high damage and knockback.||10 per each second enemy is within aura, 950 per pillar||120 Seconds
(lasts 6 seconds)
|Q||OMEGA SUPER EXTRA ULTRA MEGA POWER DAB!!!!!||Start slowly dabbing before entering holy fuckamoly speed when dabbing and also dabbing at 90 miles per hour before starting to lift up into the air endlessly dabbing slowly faster and faster until you let go of Q. Pressing Q again will create an AoE explosion that can do low to insane damage. You take 10% of the damage you deal with this move.||145 - 1450||1 minute 45 seconds, requires 50/50/50.|
|T||Taunt||Screams "STOP SENDING ME TRAPS" around 5 times before exploding. Explosion only can damage teammates lol||pAIN IS INFINITE||One because your gonna die lol.|
|H||Abnormality||Spin in a circle a bunch before a portal consumes you and teleports you to the enemy, Before you get hit by a satelite strike that does no damage, infact heals the enemy, but kills you instantly. :sunglass:||-85000||kills you instantly lol|
|X||AAAAAA||[For cool kids only :sunglass:]
Causes 8 orbs to spin around you before being lobbed in the direction reverse of them and bouncing once in a random direction once first contact with the ground. Then the second contact will have it play
|150 per second, Lasts like 30 seconds.||90 seconds|
|Z||BBBBBB||[Another one lol :sunglass:]
Creates a ring of orbs around you that blast out simular to Akira's E, But launch themselves upward and slam down to create... puddles. the puddles do insane damage, but do really slow damage. This counts as AoE and gets boosted by upgrades (so it's the size of the map :sunglass)
|650 per hit (cooldown of 15 seconds after each hit)||90 Seconds|
|C||CCCCCC||Fires a really big ass orb of stratus energy, that when it lands fires out slightly smaller big ass orbs of stratus energy, that when land fire out pillars in a random direction simular to avaxus :sunglass: (WOW IM RIPPIN OFF EVERYBODY) [oops i forgot the cool kids only :sunglass:]||660 (large orb), 330 (smaller orbs),
- Increases base damage. (fuck, i dont know)
- Increases health. (111 points per 10 points)
- Increases AoE Size, Poison damage, and how long poison lasts, along with increasing base HP and speed slightly. (hoxo wtf die)
If this fucktards getting bought in he's having the cliche of the century to go down with it to make the admin+'s life hell.
- GAY BOY WITH ALOT OF NUMBERS
- EDGY GUY
- MARIO FROM BRAZIL I THINK
- THAT ONE FAGGOT NAMED HOXO WHO GETS 690/690/690 FOR BEING GAY
- HOXO CANT SPELL
- HOXO BAD AT VIDEO GAMES
- FUCKING KIRI BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT LOL
- EVERY ADMIN+ BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST GONNA GIVE THEMSELVES IT
bye i'm steve
also what the fuck did i just write seriously
People who are too GAY for dumpster man
- EVERYONE WHO USES "YASS"
- THAT ONE AVAXUS CLONE THING
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- he for some reason knows japanese and calls people he doesn't like "baka" which if you watch anime you know what that means dork. Though he doesn't use the japanese symbols when talking because no.
- His theme is apparently used in the new samurai jack trailer??? ok????
- YES I REMADE HIM TWICE.
- He's only going to be in shop for 6 months before being pulled. He is not avalible in devil brawler.
- He is obtainable on Sky Island after he is in shop for 6 months. He can only appear in a server once, And has a Very complicated method of unlocking him in sky island, along with his boss being very difficult.
- Using Monolith or [glitch text] will result in "meme man" (that's his script name) activating in his place during the final act. Instead of getting dumpster man you'll be given a free pinka keido (denka and pinhead abomination).